Sunny Side Up

Dude, seriously, geek.

Yeah. Right.

Saturday, October 27, 2007
This is what's on Apple's website since 6:00p.m. yesterday



This is what should've been on it:



Or this:

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Superhype

Monday, July 16, 2007
It's been what, over a month since I posted anything here? It's not that I don't have anything to write about, it's the opposite in fact. Plenty of things happened since I last posted and seriously, there's a whole bunch of materials that would fill it for every day of the week. Rants, raves, reviews, complaints, tips, whatever, you name it. So what kept me?

Honestly, I'm not so sure myself. Time perhaps? Unlikely. Maybe the fact that the battery on this PowerBook only lasts around 40 minutes? Perhaps. I suppose I could dwell on this for a very long time but why, what's the point? Let's just get on with content shall we?

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On June 29, 2007, we saw the biggest, most significant, long awaited, totally superhyped, over the top, undeniably huge, wildly speculated gadget release of the decade. Within 3 days, over half a million units found their ways into people's hands whether they really wanted it or not.

Some ignored the fact that they have to be tied up for two years to a phone provider they swore never to be a customer of.

Some accepted that the only way to replace the battery was to exchange the whole device which will leave them with brand new units without their personal settings and data.

Some bought it despite the fact that they don't even live in the US and thus cannot properly use it unless they wanted to be the first in their block to own a really expensive iPod that doesn't do much more than a regular one for roughly three times the cost.

Having briefly played with it a week ago, I can see what the hype was all about though. It truly is an awesome piece of engineering worth its price. The fluidity of the menus, the integration of its services, the whole thing is a piece of technological marvel. It's enough to make you wonder why haven't the older players come up with something like that before. I mean this thing was done by a team of complete rookies who really showed their seniors how to play ball.

What I do not appreciate is the mass desperation to force the thing to work on non-authorized providers although some say it's only a matter of time before a resourceful hacker break his way into the unit and get it to work. Regardless, there's really no point in having one outside the US right now because it won't work. Why bother?

I wonder if the marketing approach on Jennifer Government could be applied here.

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Por-table?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007
So Apple released new 13.3-inch MacBooks with slightly upgraded specs, while HP announced their first 20-inch notebook computer.

Apple's latest lineup isn't terribly exciting, adding slight speed bumps, larger HDs and 802.11 (draft) n wireless networking in a 2.3Kg package, while HP gives you 2 built in HDs totaling 500GB (Whoa!), 512MB graphics card (Yikes!), a huge screen (Yowza!), and a bag of enchiladas weighing closer to a ton (Oof!).

Apple's current lineup of portable computer maxes out at 17" on the MacBook Pro. I'd never consider the 17" an actual portable computer - although my boss would beg to differ - let alone a 20-incher. How big do you want portable computers to be? How much would people tolerate? Has the definition of portable computer dramatically changed in the last 6 years? Has the standard human body size grown 200% since 2001?

Maybe we should put in a new class for those aberrations. Any notebook with screens measuring larger than 16-inches (measured diagon all.. i mean diagonally) should be placed not under the heading of portable computer but for-table computers because they're definitely not laptops. Tabletops? Desktops? What? It's taken? Who? When? Oh wait.

Before these for-table computers grow to multikilogram 24-inch behemoths, would someone please develop portable computers with a high resolution megacolor holographic imaging projector that would fit in a regular backpack if not a standard shirt pocket?

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People

Sunday, March 18, 2007
Some people don't deserve the technology they've been blessed with.
Some people don't deserve to afford technology
Some people don't deserve to be taught about technology

Some people deserve to have their necks wrung in a knot.
Twice.

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Damn people

Saturday, February 10, 2007
"What else do I get from buying this?"

Bloody nincompoops think they're entitled to freebies when buying Macs. Guess what? You're getting jack shit! squat! Nada! Nothing more than the items inside the damn brown box!

"This can run Windows XP right?"

Yes it can if you want the entire weight of the viral community to come crashing down on you like 14 fully loaded cement trucks over your masterfully crafted piece of outdated operating system as soon as you load the internet on it.

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Moated in

Friday, February 02, 2007
South Jakarta flooded. Can't go anywhere further than 5Km. No work, no electricity, no running water (no, the water doesn't walk or crawl either). Posted this on PowerBook G4 through dial up. 21st century technology meets 19th century discovery. There's use for outdated technology after all.

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WTF??????

Monday, January 22, 2007
Seriously, who the hell does he think he is and who the hell is insane and idiotic enough to come up with such a product variant?????????

Signed by the biggest opportunistic pirate in the whole wide world.

I'd rather put the money towards a iPhone.

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D'Oh!

Thursday, December 21, 2006
Scanner ≠ printer. Identical cables, different functions.

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