Sunny Side Up

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Revelations

There comes a time when a father must reveal the truth to his son. This is not exactly how to do it.


Darth Vader:
Turn to the dark side and join me.

Luke:
I'll never join you! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!

Darth Vader:
No, Luke.... I AM YOUR FATHER.

Luke:
THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

Darth Vader:
And Princess Leia is your sister.

Luke:
THATS NOT TRUE! THATS....... improbable.

Darth Vader:
And the Empire will be defeated by EWOKS!

Luke:
THATS......... very unlikely.

Darth Vader:
And as a child, I built C3-P0!

Luke:
Huh?



Later.....



Darth Vader:
And the Force..... well thats just microscopic bacteria in your blood stream called "midi-chlorians".

Luke:
Look... if you dont want to take this seriously, I'm out.

*taken from the signature of a user in Don Murphy's message board.
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